Chicken & Waffles in Boystown/Northalsted Chicago, IL

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Willies Savory Menu – Chicago’s Most Outrageous Fried Chicken & Smashburgers

Craving the crispiest fried chicken tenders in Chicago, stacked double smashburgers, or an over-the-top chicken waffle sandwich? Willies serves tongue-in-cheek comfort food that’s 100 % house-made, with vegetarian, vegan, and Beyond Meat swaps on request.

Build-Your-Own Chicken Tenders

  1. Choose a Size
    • 3 Piece Tenders
    • 6 Piece Tenders
    • 4 Piece Beyond Meat vegan tenders
    • Add an extra tender to any box
  2. Pick Your Sauce – All made in-house
    • Raunch (classic buttermilk ranch)
    • Jalapeñis Raunch (spicy jalapeño ranch)
    • Boobie-Q (smoky sweet BBQ)
    • Cunny Mustard (honey Dijon-style mustard)
    • Jamaican Me Jerk It (jerk-inspired sauce)
    • Blue Cheese (chunky & cool)
    • Buffalo (tangy cayenne)
    • Willy Sauce – maple-kissed chicken-and-waffle magic

    Need extra? Grab 3 oz cups or 16 oz bottles to-go.

  3. Choose a Side – Ask to smother it in Dick Cheese (our house queso)
    • Hand-Cut Fries
    • Tater Thots
    • Cinnamon Titty Twisters (sweet-heat curly fries)
    • Truffle Fries – truffle oil, shaved parmesan, green onion
    • Fisted ’n Loaded Thots – tots, bacon, green onion, Dick Cheese

Handies – Fried Chicken Sandwiches & Wraps

  • Cock Meat Sandwich – crispy chicken, Jalapeñis Raunch, bacon crumbles, lettuce & tomato on a pretzel bun
  • Chicken ’n Pussy Waffle Sandwich – fried chicken, Willy Sauce, bacon, lettuce, tomato, between two “twat” waffles
  • Southern Slamhole – fried chicken, pimento cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles & mayo on a pretzel bun
  • Chicken Bacon Crunchwrap – fried chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, ranch, tostada crunch, wrapped in a green-herb tortilla
  • Dick ’n Chicken Combo – Cinnamon Toast “Cock” waffle served with two tenders & Willy Sauce

⚡ Pro Tip: Any Handy can be made vegetarian or totally vegan.

Signature Smashburgers

  • Smash That Ass Burger – double smashburger patties, American cheese, burger sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion & pickles on a brioche bun
  • Brokeback Burger – our rodeo remix: double smashburger, bacon, American cheese, BBQ, onion, Donkeypunch sauce, frizzled onions, brioche bun
  • Big & Nasty – double smashburger, pimento cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles & mayo on brioche
  • McGangBang – Smash That Ass Burger with a crispy chicken tender stacked inside (IYKYK)

Add-Ons: extra burger patty · bacon

Consuming raw or under-cooked meats or poultry may increase your risk of foodborne illness. All trademarks and naughty puns are property of Willies.

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Find Willies at 3706 N Halsted St, Chicago, IL — minutes from Wicker Park, Logan Square, and Bucktown. Order pickup, delivery, or late-night dine-in until 4 AM Friday & Saturday.

Willy Shaped Waffles on a Stick & Craft Drinks – Chicago’s Quirkiest Dessert Bar

Hungry after dark? Hit Chicago’s wildest late-night spot for blush-worthy waffles, hand-breaded tenders, saucy smashburgers, and ice-cold slushies—all served with dirty talk until late, late night. Classic comfort food, savage flavor. Taste the sexiest bites in the Windy City.

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“Roosters”

  • Prostate Pounder* – chocolate-dipped waffle pop, rainbow sprinkles, white-chocolate drizzle
  • Pussy Pounder* – strawberry-white-chocolate dip, sprinkles, white-chocolate drizzle
  • Cookies ’n Cum* – white-chocolate dip, Oreo™ crumbs, whipped cream
  • Rainbow Roadhead* – strawberry-white-chocolate dip, Fruity Pebbles™, raspberry drizzle
  • Cinnamon Toast Cock* – maple-cinnamon glaze, Cinnamon Toast Crunch™ crumble
  • Banana Rammer* – Nutella® coating, banana-cream filling
  • Dipstick* – dark-chocolate dip, Oreo™ crumbs, powdered sugar

“Kitties”

  • Whoreo* – chocolate dip, Oreo™ crumbs, white-chocolate drizzle, sprinkle “piercing”
  • Crimson Tide* – white-chocolate dip, raspberry sauce, sprinkles
  • Plan B* – strawberry-white-chocolate dip, Smarties™ sprinkles, white-chocolate drizzle
  • Creampie Surprise* – raspberry filling, graham-cracker crumble, whipped cream
  • Split Me Open Daddy* – frozen banana, Nutella®, whipped cream drizzle

Dick ’n Chicken Combo*

A Cinnamon Toast “Rooster” waffle plus two crispy chicken tenders, served with signature Willy Sauce.

Drinks

House Slushies

  • Puck-Her Up – classic lemonade
  • Strawberry Dickery – strawberry daiquiri (non-alcoholic)
  • Purple Nurple – hibiscus & Jamaican sorrel
  • Wet Her Melon – fresh watermelon

Hand-Crafted Beverages

  • Whore-chata – cinnamon rice-milk horchata
  • Cold Brew Coffee
  • Dirty Whore-chata – cold-brew horchata mash-up

Packaged Drinks

  • Red Bull® energy drink
  • Jarritos® Mexican soda
  • Assorted sodas
  • Whole milk
  • Bottled spring water

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